[Logically, Jun knows he should not engage in this topic. He's supposed to be celibate, and ergo he really should disengage from topics like this where he can. He knows this.
However, he is talking to Naruto. And if there's one truth about his conversations with Naruto, it's that they quickly impede his logic.]
Oh? I'm the hopeless one? Are you implying you're better at this stuff than me?
Haha, for someone whose not good at these things I think you did well But maybe that's just part of your natural charm, huh?
[Seriously, he's nearly got goosebumps from how much it sounded like the things he heard back home. He really did luck out, meeting Naruto here. ]
You're not wrong Every part of me is me. It's just I've been forced to be only a single part for so long And only recently did I realize there were more parts to me But it's like a puzzle, trying to figure out which belong to me and which don't.
It's not something I have to do on my own. Though there really is a lot I can't say I hope that doesn't bother you.
we've all got our secrets i got some stuff i want to tell people that i can't, either that's how it is for people like us
so we're good! but if i ever find out you're trying to handle something alone when i could've helped i'm gonna have more than just words for you this is your one and only warning
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He saw a private filter to myself.
[So you know, filters are meaningless against that group, fyi]
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IF YOU'RE LISTENING
THE PHONE HITTING ME IN THE HEAD
THAT REALLY WAS YOU?
[ thanks phone overlords ]
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A phone hit you in the head?
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[ except that potentially involves trudging into Supernatural Territory once again, so maybe not. ]
anyway
why are you doing the thing again
the questions!!!
did he really just contact you for that?
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[Or rather, he tried to summon a tentacle monster and it didn't work
Jun will take photo of himself holding up the glbt dating advice book Doll sent him with a deadpan expression.]
He did.
Give me the questions again?
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Because he really, really can't help it, ]
............... learn anything helpful?
[ Like how JUN was the one who came onto him first?!?!
ostensibly, naruto doesn't even need anyone to distract him. he's well capable of doing the deed himself. ]
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AS FOR USEFUL....]
Why? Hoping to borrow it?
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if it can teach someone who's as hopeless as you then that's a statement
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However, he is talking to Naruto. And if there's one truth about his conversations with Naruto, it's that they quickly impede his logic.]
Oh? I'm the hopeless one?
Are you implying you're better at this stuff than me?
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i know i am
[ when you have zero self-awareness about your zero self-awareness ]
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Ok but I stand by what I said
You have pretty eyes.
[DEAL WITH IIIIIT]
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also it loses its shock value after the first time ]
it's like you WANT to be misunderstood
then again i am pretty charming
can't blame you
[ WELL. Someone seems to have not learned so maybe it doesn't even matter ]
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Haha, maybe. Who knows? [It's a mystery
....💧 Nevermind he hasn't learned at all.]
You think so, huh?
Alright, since you're an expert.
How would YOU be charming to someone?
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and that's all there is to it cause what's the point if they end up liking someone i'm not?
it's worked on you, hasn't it?
[ when will someone stop them ]
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That advice is very unhelpful.
But I can't disagree with the results.
[In other words yes, yes it did work on him. But seriously "be himself" is standing on rooftops in a shroud and HE KNOWS THATS NOT CHARMING]
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there's bound to be someone who will like you as you are
and hey, i like you well enough too don't i?
if you weren't such a pain in the ass sometimes..........
[ The last line is added in because… just because. Don't @ him. ]
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[@ ing you!! There's a brief pause after as he tries to figure out how to explain without giving away too much]
Because you have to know yourself to be yourself.
Let's just say I'm still sorting that part out.
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then what about the person i'm talking to right now?
you saying you're not sure it's you?
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No, it's me right now.
At least, I'm pretty sure I'm not an imposter. [that was a joke]
Sorry, it's a little tough to explain.
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every part of you is you, isn't it?
including the part that's still figuring stuff out
there'll be people who accept that
and be there for you as you do
like me
cause i'm always soft and caring 😠[ leaves this part for last because the other stuff is more important…!!! ]
it's not the kinda thing you have to do on your own, is it?
1/2
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Haha, for someone whose not good at these things
I think you did well
But maybe that's just part of your natural charm, huh?
[Seriously, he's nearly got goosebumps from how much it sounded like the things he heard back home. He really did luck out, meeting Naruto here. ]
You're not wrong
Every part of me is me.
It's just I've been forced to be only a single part for so long
And only recently did I realize there were more parts to me
But it's like a puzzle, trying to figure out which belong to me and which don't.
It's not something I have to do on my own.
Though there really is a lot I can't say
I hope that doesn't bother you.
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i got some stuff i want to tell people that i can't, either
that's how it is for people like us
so we're good!
but if i ever find out you're trying to handle something alone when i could've helped
i'm gonna have more than just words for you
this is your one and only warning
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The same goes for you too, okay?
I can't lie, it's a little hard to imagine you with secrets
But I guess that's the sign of a good secret keeper.