[ Greeting her under his name is something decidedly more normal than a keysmash or anything pertaining to being Hokage, god bless. ]
someone told me you could find people based on your username, so i thought it'd be better to change it to something more obvious even if it is a lil less cool...
but do you have to ask? HOW COULD I FORGET ❗❗❗🤤🤤🤤
[ Unfortunately, he's also discovered emojis in that time… it still takes him a bit to navigate through the menus though, so this response comes some few minutes after the last. ]
[ Naruto is so charismatic over text!! She finds herself chuckling a little at the emojis -- maybe she should start using those herself. That'll be fun. ]
I was fond of the random letters you had before, but this works too. Is this your last name? If so, well, it does serve the purpose of making you easy to find on the network.
[ Look, the random letters were funny... ]
I'm glad you remembered! 😋 Just let me know when you're free and where I should meet you? I purchased a box of it so we're free to try it at any time. ...Before it expires, anyway.
hey hey! that was before i even knew how to work the thing! shouldn't it not count and be buried with the past? s'unfair so many of you guys already knew how to use it! if we had the things back home life would be so much easier
[ He's so embarrassed for him of… two weeks ago… Give it another few and he'll move onto the next stage of pretending it was all a joke. ]
and yeah it's uzumaki naruto you better not start calling me by that, though we're already buds!
if it's something that can expire shouldn't we have it right away? 😈
[ Wow… someone who isn't picking on him for his marvelling or technological missteps?? What is this!! He's being enabled and this can either go wonderfully or horribly, like the stray you've decided to feed on whim and then it
never leaves you alone ]
oh yeah? i've been told i'm a quick study 😄
[ h e h
Let's hope no one ever teaches him chatspeak. ]
anyway, you familiar with the new housing district? i've been staying at amakura a got things all set up for whenever it was showtime! i can meet you somewhere else first if you aren't
Oh! That's convenient, then. I guess it won't take me as long as I thought to get to you!
[ how has she not heard his yelling this whole time!!! ]
Alright, Naruto. Hang tight and I'll make my way to you right now.
[ And true to her word, she finds Amakura A quickly and knocks on the door. She's got that box of cereal with her, but she's purposefully got its back side with the nutrition facts facing forward, hiding the front cover. ]
[ IT IS A MYSTERY. They can also blame the fact that he doesn't spend much of his time if at all loitering around the house… it's hard to stay in one place!
Anyway, he's pretty much just on standby, fiddling around with his phone as he waits for her to arrive. He's so restless he's up on his feet before she even knocks, hearing the slight noises from outside— opening on the first beat, ]
Yo! [ is what greets her with, hand lifted in greeting. There's a short pause before he laughs, stepping to the side to welcome her in. ] Puh… Purra, right?
[ He has no idea how to pronounce shit, why are half the people he meets names so complicated ]
… Gotta say, it's still kinda weird talking to people before actually meeting them.
[ He may notice that Pyrrha's rather tall -- she's around 6'0" with her heels on, probably around 5'10" without them. Goodness, girl is a giant. She smiles at him and holds up a hand in greeting. ]
Hello there! [ He looks and sounds pretty similar to what she was expecting. Energetic and bright! ] Ah, it's pronounced Peer-rah.
And yes, it is at first. You'll get used to it with time.
[ ~future stuff.~ She shifts her weight to one side and holds up the cereal box -- not quite towards him yet, but just in a way that looks like she's presenting it. ]
I brought this over, just as promised! It's called Pumpkin Pete's, and I'm fairly sure it's exclusive to Remnant. Sadly they aren't very good for you, but I think you may enjoy them nevertheless.
[ Meanwhile, Naruto stands at a not-so respectable 5'5"— he's more fixated on trying to get her name right and all the ways he's going to impress her with his ramen when he really notices her, balking before he can think of schooling himself not to.
Maybe he could be this tall too if he hadn't had a diet 90% comprised of fat and sodium and carbs? Maybe. Physically having to cant his head up to make eye contact with her, his mouth moves well ahead of any actual thought. ]
You sure about that? Whatever you're having, I think I gotta have more of it! [ Just don't say its vegetables. ]
[ People here are so short, gosh!! No, actually, she's just tall. People on Remnant can be pretty tall in general. Pyrrha looks a little confused by his balking, and she doesn't quite catch on to what he means, but she laughs a little. ]
It's nothing special, just a standard healthy diet! I'll admit that I don't eat Pumpkin Pete's too often, but I've had a bowl or two since arriving here.
[ That diet also happens to include veggies, sorry Naruto. ]
What am I missing, then…? [ he's grumbling under his breath. ] I eat plenty healthy, too.
[ Naruto…
But before he gets the chance to interrogate her any further on her diet inclusive(!) of vegetables, shattering hopes and dreams, the sound of a kettle goes off in the distance, snapping him back to attention. ]
—Whatever, I can get it outta you later. That's for the ramen! [ Making more of an obvious effort to usher her in!! Fine ramen dining is contingent on timing, obvs. To her left? That sure is a pyramid of the stuff— and while not nearly as extreme, its existence is terrible enough. ]
Um... [ Why's he grumbling so much? Pyrrha stands on the porch looking confused, and she raises an eyebrow. ] Is everything alri-
[ And then the sound of a kettle goes off, and Pyrrha peeks around behind him to try and see what he's making. Must be the ramen -- and there's his confirmation that it is, indeed, for the noodles!
He starts ushering her in, and...oh my god. Oh my god, that pyramid. She can't help but just...take it in... ]
You really are a fan of instant noodles, aren't you?
[ Nothing is all right when it's a point of pride…! Too bad he's already well in the kitchen to see her reaction to it, otherwise he'd get a good laugh. This is Normal. ]
Oh, that's more for emergency's sake! [ is it, though. But being in another room doesn't stop him from cracking jokes, ] You can take a souvenir back with you later if you want!
text, un: pyrrha
If I did, well, I did happen to find something from home at Fruit's Basket, if you're interested in trying some food from Remnant?
un: uzumaki
[ Greeting her under his name is something decidedly more normal than a keysmash or anything pertaining to being Hokage, god bless. ]
someone told me you could find people based on your username, so i thought it'd be better to change it to something more obvious
even if it is a lil less cool...
but do you have to ask?
HOW COULD I FORGET ❗❗❗🤤🤤🤤
[ Unfortunately, he's also discovered emojis in that time… it still takes him a bit to navigate through the menus though, so this response comes some few minutes after the last. ]
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I was fond of the random letters you had before, but this works too. Is this your last name? If so, well, it does serve the purpose of making you easy to find on the network.
[ Look, the random letters were funny... ]
I'm glad you remembered! 😋
Just let me know when you're free and where I should meet you? I purchased a box of it so we're free to try it at any time.
...Before it expires, anyway.
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s'unfair so many of you guys already knew how to use it!
if we had the things back home life would be so much easier
[ He's so embarrassed for him of… two weeks ago… Give it another few and he'll move onto the next stage of pretending it was all a joke. ]
and yeah it's uzumaki naruto
you better not start calling me by that, though
we're already buds!
if it's something that can expire shouldn't we have it right away? 😈
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[ He's already learning how to use emojis!! Incredible. ]
Of course I won't, Naruto. That's far too formal, even for me.
You're right about that, though. 😅 I just bought it the other day, so let's dig in! Do you want me to meet you somewhere now?
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never leaves you alone ]
oh yeah?
i've been told i'm a quick study 😄
[ h e h
Let's hope no one ever teaches him chatspeak. ]
anyway, you familiar with the new housing district?
i've been staying at amakura a
got things all set up for whenever it was showtime! i can meet you somewhere else first if you aren't
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I haven't been to Amakura A before, but I'll make my way there somehow. I'm staying at Blair, so surely it can't be too far away!
I'll be there soon and knock once I'm there. It should only take me a few minutes.
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……… yknow
i think we're neighbours
blair sounds super familiar
swear i've passed by the place more than just once or twice
[ Knowing his way around? Has to be one of the few things he takes with utmost seriousness, especially after the whole deal with the fog. ]
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Oh! That's convenient, then. I guess it won't take me as long as I thought to get to you!
[ how has she not heard his yelling this whole time!!! ]
Alright, Naruto. Hang tight and I'll make my way to you right now.
[ And true to her word, she finds Amakura A quickly and knocks on the door. She's got that box of cereal with her, but she's purposefully got its back side with the nutrition facts facing forward, hiding the front cover. ]
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Anyway, he's pretty much just on standby, fiddling around with his phone as he waits for her to arrive. He's so restless he's up on his feet before she even knocks, hearing the slight noises from outside— opening on the first beat, ]
Yo! [ is what greets her with, hand lifted in greeting. There's a short pause before he laughs, stepping to the side to welcome her in. ] Puh… Purra, right?
[ He has no idea how to pronounce shit, why are half the people he meets names so complicated ]
… Gotta say, it's still kinda weird talking to people before actually meeting them.
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Hello there! [ He looks and sounds pretty similar to what she was expecting. Energetic and bright! ] Ah, it's pronounced Peer-rah.
And yes, it is at first. You'll get used to it with time.
[ ~future stuff.~ She shifts her weight to one side and holds up the cereal box -- not quite towards him yet, but just in a way that looks like she's presenting it. ]
I brought this over, just as promised! It's called Pumpkin Pete's, and I'm fairly sure it's exclusive to Remnant. Sadly they aren't very good for you, but I think you may enjoy them nevertheless.
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Maybe he could be this tall too if he hadn't had a diet 90% comprised of fat and sodium and carbs? Maybe. Physically having to cant his head up to make eye contact with her, his mouth moves well ahead of any actual thought. ]
You sure about that? Whatever you're having, I think I gotta have more of it! [ Just don't say its vegetables. ]
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It's nothing special, just a standard healthy diet! I'll admit that I don't eat Pumpkin Pete's too often, but I've had a bowl or two since arriving here.
[ That diet also happens to include veggies, sorry Naruto. ]
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[ Naruto…
But before he gets the chance to interrogate her any further on her diet inclusive(!) of vegetables, shattering hopes and dreams, the sound of a kettle goes off in the distance, snapping him back to attention. ]
—Whatever, I can get it outta you later. That's for the ramen! [ Making more of an obvious effort to usher her in!! Fine ramen dining is contingent on timing, obvs. To her left? That sure is a pyramid of the stuff— and while not nearly as extreme, its existence is terrible enough. ]
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[ And then the sound of a kettle goes off, and Pyrrha peeks around behind him to try and see what he's making. Must be the ramen -- and there's his confirmation that it is, indeed, for the noodles!
He starts ushering her in, and...oh my god. Oh my god, that pyramid. She can't help but just...take it in... ]
You really are a fan of instant noodles, aren't you?
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Oh, that's more for emergency's sake! [ is it, though. But being in another room doesn't stop him from cracking jokes, ] You can take a souvenir back with you later if you want!
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[ Okay, she can't help it. She laughs and covers her mouth with her hand; Naruto is too adorable? This is unfair!!! ]
Alright, Naruto. I'll take one back with me when I leave as a souvenir of today's hangout.
[ Even though she could just buy one herself, she'll humor him. It's a sweet sentiment, after all! ]
Do you think the noodles are ready? If they are, we can always try some Pumpkin Pete's afterwards.
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[ Naruto, ramen connoisseur extraordinaire! He'd take a bow if his hands weren't preoccupied with serving up their meal. ]
Then you can come back for another one!
[ This is what happens when he's enabled?! With a flourish, he places the cup atop the placement. Placemat! He's going all out. ]
Ta-daaaaah! [ Grinning, he pulls out a chair for her. ] All the flavours are pretty good, but shio's a classic. Dig in!
And I've never had anything pumpkin-flavoured before, so… I don't really know what to expect? I'm looking forward to it anyway!